♪ stupid indian videos can't handle me

aunty: do you know ___? wna buy it for ur jiejie? we buy la
me: huh. no no no it's okay.. huh. wht's that
aunty: na ge ah.. (that one la) ... *explains* you know?
me:... uuuhh... hmmm... MMMH. i think so.......?
k: *stupid attitude* noo!.... TSK. noo.. you dontt knoooww!! dont say u know. YOU DONT!

k: so what is it
me: uuuh... blah blah blah blah..?
k: NO LA. see. you dont know lor!

--
[MONTHS ago]
d: wo xiang zhe ge lu xing xing bu dong le
me: huh? what does that mean? oh OH! uuuh.. u think that this uum. green ape doesnt knw anymore? what? correct? ... what does that mean? so chiem...
d: ............ omg. this is so epic. must tell kelvin.

[few days ago]
k: eh, u want tau hui chui ? (bean curd water???)
me: uuuh maybe.. hmmm... uuh... actually... maybe soya bean's better?
k: WTF!?!?!? hello! tau hui chui IS soya bean. omgggg!! must tell darryl. (& as if on que, d returns)

[today]
k: ma, i tell you a joke. best joke ever. *tells story of beancurd*
aunty: LOLs.

-moments later-
k: eat the veggie!
me: okay. *eats veggie*.... *digs soup* uuh. so ... where's the water cress?
k: *goes hysterical* OMGOMOZMGOZMOGMZOMGDO
me: oooh.. shit.. THAT's the water cress?

LOL?
aunty: eh! why u never buy her soya bean?
eileen: i did. there.
aunty: but thats tau hui chui!

LOLOLOL WTH. thanks.

yeah, me neither
7:43 AM

G.
To me, she will always be twenty-one
and I will always be twenty-three.

don't try to get in my head
you won't like the mess

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