Tuesday, December 28, 2010
♪ how do we reverse this chemistry
hi lengthy blog posts, it's been a while (:
shopping therapy: girls day out SHOPPINGzxz
life is good.
havent laughed so hard for so long .. for such a 'long' time.
each new adventure had so far brought with it unexpected twists and turns.
like a winding road that has taken me to places that i never expected to go
today was epic (:
never expected to spend this much quality time with the fam this year.
& last year, was the exact opposite.
our fail FAMILY TRAITS that we only came to realise:
- we all have fat faces
- we all have weird stretch marks on our thighs, knees, ... uuh. ass. LOL NOOOO! "jie! at least you're married!!! who caresss about yooou!"
- we have that crooked sunken in thumb
- we all have BELLIES for no freaking reason! fats just go straight t our tummies
yeah, i think that's all. anything else and it'll be so depressing
help me find myself; like how i found you
[orchard]
me: goood tidddings we bringg. to yooooooouu &&& your kingg. GOOD TIDINGSS FOR CHRISTMASSS!!! and a happyyy new year.
celia: omg, it's in my head too! WHY?
me: uh, cos the guy in the underground was singing it?
then we were having a laugh about singing something. & celia trying to make me sing merry christmas in diff ways and speeds.
me: oh yeah jie, that day we sang O HOLY NIGHT so loud tgr
celia: YEAH the neighbours, i think they know who u are now. OH ACTUALLY, i think our neighbours know you
me: huh?
jiejie: YEAH LA!! u sing really loud!! u know the other day. raymond was in the room and told me to shush... and went like this O_O :D :D "come listen..." what? "grace is singing lehh :D :D :D" im like... u nvr hear before meh?
(apparently i was in my room with the door closed and was singing LAWL)
celia & jie: YEAH LA. and u know, u always sing in the shower. so loud! everyone can hear u
me: WHAT!! ... i dont sing in the shower!
jie: YES U DO!! like all the time! and we can always hear you. dont u know you ALWAYS sing in the shower. then me and celia was look at each other... and give that face.
HAHAHA WTH. i sing in the shower ??? O_o;;
chihuahua & mouse ears? aahah cant see mine. but we cldnt risk getting told off by shop keeper again.
we shopped fareaest, then bugis. then met with raymond at swensens to use our vouchers. we had 20$ each. hehehe.
the service was so bad. jie was really raged. her voice was kinda emotional when she raged. hahaha zomg, she's like me.
jie: i didnt order this. im not taking it. u didnt repeat ur order and u didnt tell me that the meal was not available. can i order something else!
took a few more fuck ups with the kitchen and waiters for us to actually get annoyed. and then for me to find it completely amusing.
jie - keeps grumbling and frowning at the service
raymond - we all finished eating and his food didn't arrive. it wasnt keyed into the system -_____-" wow.
celia - starts scribbling on the feedback form
raymond: i think its a good habit to get them to repeat orders next time, whereever we go.
me: AAHAAAHAHAH. i want cha kway teow.. AUNTY!! REPEAT MY ORDER!!! LOLOLOL
celia: mai ham! mai ham! REPEAT!!!!
celia: [wants to write that the service was POOR aside from 'this indian girl' and 'this other indian dude'] eh grace. help me look at his nametag. it's too shiny. can't see
me: *squints a few times and then finally...* UH......... 6PM!
everyone: HUH?
me: his name is........... 6PM!! im serious. the black writing right?
celia: NO LAAA!!! damn you. it's not 6pm!! look again.
hahaha too funny. laughed like crazy. and i kept insisting that it was 6pm. and kept cracking jokes
- YO at 7pm tonight, meeting 6pm!
- eh eh! quick turn. 6pm is at your ONE o'clock!!
he must have felt real weird, because we kept staring at him. ahaha. and he was trying to be a good waiter. his boss swooped him with the ah beng who got jiejie's order wrong. and specifically told him to take good care of us. LOL super funny
6pm: *comes to take celia's plate* can i take ur plate?
celia: yes
6PM: oh... have u got ur ice cream yet? ... ok. i'll serve it to you. *leaves*
me:......... and just .. leaaaavee the plate!
LOLOLOLOL.
6PM: *comes back w ice cream*
me: and now the table is full because he ddnt clear the plates --". and wth, why no spoons!
6PM: may i take ur plate?
celia: yes.. and oh. uuh. can we have spoons please.
6PM: oh, sure! *drops plate back on table and leaves*
me: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL!!! he can't multi-task!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
raymond: man, next time they shld ahve a big big name tag. MY NAME IS ___ 6pm. hahaha!!
me: no no no *cracks up like crazy* MY NAME IS ____. I TEND TO TAKE WRONG ORDERS!! or or or... hello.. my name is ___ and i FORGET TO KEY IN ur order into system!! aahaha. OR OR OR. I AM 6PM... I CANNOT MULTI TASK! dont talk to me when i am clearing ur plates!!!
HAHAHAH WTH.
jie: dont put 'ASIDE' la... they dont understand ur english one lor
me: yeah, just put EXCEPT 'tht indian girl' and 6pm la...
celia: what.. ok what..
me: no srsly, ... it looks like a name!! (cos of the other indian names. ASI-DE?) ... ure gonna waste half an hour of their time just staring at that word wondering what u mean
jie: yeah, ltr they think that those waiters were bad!
me: do u want me to just call th guy and ask for his name?
celia: no, ltr he panics and thinks he did smthg wrong. maybe i ask the indian girl to ask what that guy's name is. hahaha
jie: LOL ltr shes like OMG WHAT DID HE DO!!?!?
me: or... WHAT DID I NOT DOO!?!?! D; *indian accent*
so anyways, we finally found out that his name was SRI.
when we got him to come and give us our bill. LOL everyone stared at his nametag i think LOLOL
jiejie: *laughs like siao* IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE 6PM!!!!
me: I TOLD YOU!
jie: why ah??? lolol!!! what's his name??
celia: SRI !!!
what?
lololol
apparently everyone kept staring at our feedback form and were panicked. LOLOL. poor poor poor. but we were pretty polite to them anyways.
celia: do u think they will like throw it away before giving it to management? let's call the manager.
are you the manager? yes... *gives form*
manager: i heard about ur situation.. blahb lahb blah *talks to raymond*
then we left.
SRI shook raymond's hand when we left through th other door HAHHAA
raymond: wow. i think swensens kinda redeemed itself. i might actually come back to use the other $20 voucher i left at home. hahaha ask the SRI to serve me. treats me like KING.
celia: u think they would give the form to the higher management ?
me: no.. it's going through the shredder right now.
celia wrote: "NO THANK YOU. but we will not be return. ever. again."
HAHAHHA
& jiejie used to work at swensens long ago. she hated the place with a vengeance.
& then another epic train ride back home because we bumped into some family friends people. omg totally trolled.
jiejie: hahaha, ltr celia sure complain
& she did. [she stupiak, somehow ended up talking to uncle d for so long. HAHA i ran away t pretend t talk t jiejie for ages]
me: damn, we shld have made a bet how long it'd take after they left for her to roar. HAHAA
--
went home. played jenga. played taboo. while watching fringe
everyone SCREAMED during fringe. we scared each other . it was a chain reaction
basically, everyone saw the dude in the tv. no one was scared. just shocked.
then raymond started it. he went AH. then jie went AAAH! which scared celia. so she screamed. which made raymond lengthen his AAH into a AAAARRRRHHHHGH. which freaking made me scream.
jie & raymond jumped
celia like covered her face
i... dnno what i did. probably just screamed while waving my arms
so basically. the whole house effing screamed like mad. as if a ghost came in and pointed a gun at us.
yeah, me neither
3:13 PM
