Monday, June 20, 2011
♪ to the moon and back
19.06.11 - me & adrian played neopets for about 3hrs. HAHAHA.
lamebo! and he wldnt help me dl counterstrike UGH. why wont any one help me );
and then epic night. everyone's overseas :(
longest i've spent on fb chat. must have been on fb for like 3hrs or smthg --" lamebo ass.

casino 2 nights in a row! muaahahaha. 1st night - lost $10 on BJ. but then left the night with $20. aaahaha! (;2nd night - profit $7.50 hahahahaaa. haven't talked to this dude in like 2million yrs. lucky ass, only cause i was online on fb HMPH. and cos.. uuh. im damn free these days. so i went online
blah blah blah
d: anyway brb. don't log off if not i'll punch you
[freaking ass. i'm the only who talks like tht ok. how dare you --"]
anyways. i was doing stuff. and realised it's been an hr
d: im sending my bro to camp. blah balhb albhalhab.
HAHAHA damn typical! i think this is the only time he ever went driving off somewhere and i didn't just go to sleep. LOL. like DUH it's always like 2am or smthg. slping time in nz man.

me: WHAT! how long u gonna take? ... meanwhile... *sending stuff
d: in the meanwhile u can go change tampon or something. haha
me: ... HAHAHAHAH OMG!! damn zhun! i was just thinking abt tht today. *blahblahblah
d: why u so troublesome
FLASHBACKdue to some weird extra-terrestrial reason. EVERYTIME i .. um. have my. uh.. BIG AUNTY... i'm always out w those 2! at least one. HAHAHA. super funny. it's happened since forever. since the first yr we hung out. so the second yr we were like. WTH. this other time, i was with kelv.. and cos i didnt expect to be hanging out w his fam the whole day, we had to run ard looking for supermarket or smthg. HAHAH damn funnykelv: AGAIN? and then..... on road trip!!! aahahahak&d: whts the difference in tampon and pads? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLLOL!!!! omg. and they were trying to tell me which ones to use instead. im like "uh. guys. srsly... shutup. YOU ARE WRONG LA. HOW WOULD U KNOW" me: kelvin. so everytime we pass by toilet. we toilet break ok. and it's damn WTH. cos kelv speeds like mad and overtook every single car. so everytime i toilet break... ALL the cars he overtook will be ahead of us again. HAHAHA hes damn ragy*toilet sign*me: kelvinnnn~~ i want to go toilet :Dkelv: WHAT! change tampon again!? ..............me: yeah quick...kelv: *brain processing*................. NO! *looks away back on road* don't care u *continues driving past the toilet*me: ............... O_o;; LOLOLOLOL!!! did. you. just. ....... OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!
PS: thr was only ONE fast car in our entire roadie that we didnt overtake. hahaha.
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so thr was this time i was buying/changing... and i took ages.
came out and saw the two of them walking like a boss.
"OMG! there you are!!!"

d: yeah srsly. we were about to ask them. like no kidding man. i was discussing which guy Kelvin will take
-_______-"
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d: skype?
me: NO!
d: need to test my webcam. blah blah blah
me: webcam is a feraking waste of time!!! it drags on!
d: ok. promise. no dragging. 5mins. *starts guilt trip* it's not or never. not tomorrow. until september... *says some shit*
me: UGH. only cos im doing u a favour. opening now. no dragging...
"hey... it's been 32mins"
lol OMG! i told you!!! tsk. ok im getting sleepy
"blahblah. oh yeah. i'm on 4%"
ok bye!
"... wow. that's fast"
oh sry. what u want. uuuuh. take care. shen ti jian kang.. um...
*clicks off
ass.
"oops. sry. that was faster..."
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d: whrs ur video?
me: dont want lah. need to put makeup
d: huh!
me: LOLLLLL IM JOKINGGGG. ... need to put on my mask. LOL
me: nah. my hair's messy la
d: whuut. whtevr. nothing i haven't seen
-________-"
lame shit, dont insult me. i will grow my damn hair eventually.
**VIBER. darryl is obviousl... calling**
me: (on skype) wth! so i can talk to u on viber, skype.. and then msn and zap too???! (and we were checking out friendster -___-")
me: *picks up* hey yoo.... what's up!!
thanks to mac low battery and viber constant cutting off i went to sleep before christmas --"
freaking 5am.
....
d: oh. ur dad is getting up now
me: oooh yeah! shit. shld i go say good morning??
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thought mervyn should get some airtime too...

our ignoring rates are 2:1 ok! TSK! sorry, no jodoh. we're never free at the same time.
super funny
i wrote on his wall:
TO: mertan's friends in melbourne
hello, did any one of u secretly change his whtsapp display name? if so... it is pretty funny. hehehehe ;D shot!
♥
his whtsapp name: Merv the Perv
whatever. if for every smile you get 3 asshole moments, wouldn't you still want to keep things frozen in gold?
it doesn't matter what he said; she said; you said. i'm keeping you the way i want to remember.
yeah, me neither
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