Thursday, November 3, 2011
♪ 珊瑚海 - Coral sea
wah. just really listened to this song today:
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海鳥跟魚相愛
"*yaawn* eh but wow. u know i recognised like every chinese song that played"
& then i realised it's because we shared the same playlist (of chi-songs). haha. DOH!
[he was trying to show me contact picture]
HAHAHA. sherm used t tease me heaps about being lian. i don't know why. until one day i was like "EH. ure kidding right?"
sherm: NO. u damn lian la... look at ur hair, what u wearing. why so many wrist stuff..
sherm: oi. ah lian...
me: eh beng beng beng...
sherm: *tells some super lame ahbeng-ahlian joke*
sherm: *likes to talk about r'ships/LD/gross shit/personal crap...etc* u know right. SINGAPORE also can long-distance. imagine, one live pasir ris, one live jurong... then HOW!? very far leh!! i send u go home, how i go home after???
me: WTH. no need. ur train's here . BYEE!
sherm: haha, kay. bye. make sure u txt me when u reach home safely (was like almost 12am)
AAHAHA. and then back then my INQ phone usually jams at night once i get home. 01) i forgot to txt. 02) phone jam - calls can't get throuuugh!! lawl.
HHAHA. and my camera roll on my phone is funny. there's all these pics of snow and stuff. and wack in the middle, thrs THAT^ picture of the beach. HAHAH cos sherm zapped it to me.
hehehe. miss them all heaps! (plus ken is here)
sherm had a picture of eva pulling a funny face on his phone wallpaper. for the longest time
sherm: yeah. i said i won't change it until the next time i see her. SO I BETTER SEE HER SOON. so heng, saw her after one year. do u know, during that one year, how awkward it was... say when i'm getting girl's phone number. they'll be like "umm. who's that?" LOL.
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some aunty hired to advertise/cook pancakes in the supermarket
aunty: (to roy) waah yandao yandao (hunk)
me: AAHAHAAHA. eh roy, i wna try some pancakes. can u go get some from the aunty for me? she's all over u.
AAHAHAH.
roy: nevermind! i'll go get us some utensils for our takeaway sushi! (from supermart)
*comes back
roy: omg. i had to like lie to the foodcourt lady pretending that some worker forgot to give us chopsticks. maaan. but the aunty, after that was so nice, she was like "want fork? spoon??"
me: aahaha. u shld have said, AH.. no need. we eating sushi!! LOLOLOLOL (clearly not foodcourt food)
roy: eh gracie gracie gracieee. how tall are you ah??
me: *eeeediot!* uum. 157cm!! i think! what u want la.
roy: ohhh. hhaha. so short ah. then how tall must ur boyfriend me?
me: (WTF... hahaha) wth I'M SO SHORT! of course taller la! ... so um. say 158CM.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA. 158. exact.
me: royroyroy. how TAAAAAAALLLL are you?
roy: (180cm or smthg)
me: OH then... HOWW TAAAAAALLL MUST UR GF BE? (trying to make him realise it's such a stupid qns) taller or shorter?
roy: 157
me: HAHAHAH SCREWW YOOOOUUU!
*one year later*
me: WHAT! i think doctors and lawyers are the worst combi ever. u know i read this book. blahbalhbalh. and so true! u won't have time for each other what. ur marriage confirm fail... because blahblahlabhlbah. so... don't usually doctors get tgr w other doctors cos they see ea other so much at the hospital?
roy: HUUH! rlly ah. whaaat. damnit. & i thought i wanted to look for a lawyer wife *being fully serious*.
me: AAHAHAH yeah. sorry roy. i say cannot
LAWL.
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hahahhaa. coolest.
me: where's roy??
*some head floating in the distant waters...
sherm: there. swimming to another island.
LOLOLOL.
roy is retarded. and he wore some blue SILK pajamas the whole time we were in melb.
HAHA. serious. all this bs just shitting out the top of our heads everytime. i wonder if our ass ever gets jealous of our mouths.
HAHA. serious. all this bs just shitting out the top of our heads everytime. i wonder if our ass ever gets jealous of our mouths.
D; no way.
AHAHAHA look at my dedication! 157 days already! my hair grew so much!
hahaha. but anyways, youversion is an epic app. very useful & convenient.
shows how lazy i am. heeeeeeeeeeee (:
只是一場意外
yeah, me neither
4:50 PM
