♪ the roads we have to walk are winding

10. i counted. my dad bought effing TEN boxes of cereal and oats. 


he saw me eating my honey cornflakes the other day and thought out loud "oh. that's a good idea. yes. yes. have cereal. u know, oats are good to." 
that night, i came home to TEN boxes of this shit. 01 - i don't need you to buy me anything. 02 - i have my own cereal. DUH. 03 - what do u want us to do with 10 boxes of this!?!? 
04 - do u think ure in a freaking siberian camp?? 


oh my lord. 
& i'm not even complaining i'm doing all the cooking/cleaning.. whatever. because honestly, it's much faster/easier/HASSLE-FREE if i just do it myself and all dad does is go "i'm hungry. where's the food", finishes and just walks off. 


and now it's my job to find somewhere to PUT all the damn cereal. it looks effing out of this world just sitting on the dining table. OCD - because my mother needs me to be. 

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i think my jokes are only for me to get


make jokes for myself to laugh

HAHA, the other day, mum had a dream and told me "i dreamt that (person) came to our house"
me: WHAT!
mum: yeaah. i was like. WAAH (overseas country) so far away! how did u get here!?
HAHAHHAHAAAAAA. random.

and today:
"what's ur address?"
me: *ignores question
"hmmm.. let me find it.... *google maps or some shit*"

LOLOLOL what the hell la. idiot only bothers asking ONCE. and expects me to automatically provide the ans after repeatedly saying "hmm. is it ___. hmm okay. i can't find it" instead of actually going "HEY, SERIOUSLY. tell me ur address.. NAAO". 
lol whatever. but my plan wasn't to tell anyway. 
PS: i never told. 

[talking about needing something]
me: OMG are u gonna buy me one? ouuuh. i'll give u my address if ure sending me something..
"-__________-" well.. obv right. maan.. why else would i..."
me: just in case u'd stalk me
"!?!?!?!? *face*"
me: i dno. how i know! maybe u wana come overr!?!?!?!? (reference to mum's dream)

"okayyy. bye. i'll see u tmr... talk to u tomorrow. (meaning talking to me on cyberspace la)"
me: huh?
"ok i'm kidding. why. ure afraid i was serious??"
me: YEAAH!! OMG. what if u meant like.. uRE GONNA APPEAR OUTSIDE MY HOUSE TMR! yeh maaan. i thought u mean ure gonna come over. cos u have my address?? ok la... i'll LEAVE THE KEYS! ... under the mat ok. at my front dooorrr?!?!? (reference to the song 'ass back home') 

LOL man. it's such an inside joke. the person i'm talking to is OUT OF IT. it's still a joke... just that to me. iT'S ULTRA FUNNY. HAHAHAR. 
grace, why are u so hilarious. u crack me up. 

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LOL ok la. but if you'd had paid more attention to the song i showed u, u'd have picked up on the lyrics la. tskk. so my 'pun's' not exactly THAT far off.

yeah, me neither
9:09 PM

G.
To me, she will always be twenty-one
and I will always be twenty-three.

don't try to get in my head
you won't like the mess

you jump, i jump, jack



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