Sunday, January 8, 2012
♪ FUCK THE POLICE
is right.
Facts: 2 girls dressed like women of ill repute (prostitutes/sluts/skanks... whatever) came in with a groupon for their meal. While we were serving their food, they went outside for a half hr smoke break. Came back, and then later complained that the "food was cold, tastes like shit and too salty..... want a refund". And then to our dreaded suspicions, they really RAN AWAY. blahblahblah. Eugene tracked them down at a pub. He stayed there and waited for the police to get there. Police brought them back... altogether 3 girls came. Big as commotion (fortunately we were closing up). They argued like complete unreasonable morons until finally... i think they paid the extra owing... on top of MAGICALLY conjuring the groupon that they apparently had thrown into the bin just before.
Holyshit. i was cleaning up... blahblah. until i just boiled over with rage thinking "so u think u are right... and IF you are right. WHY THE HELL ARE THE POLICE HERE!?!?" looked over.. and these 3 idiot girls were arguing and ganging up on bounmy and saying the most atrocious things. so instead of standing there like a retard i just went to stand next to bounmy. but got even more enraged.. fullblown rage of idiots sputtering SHITall ...front row view.
the whole time i was just thinking.......... 'police, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?'. why the hell are u letting these girls state their opinion.. going 'so... what do u girls wna do?' uuuh................. EFF-ING PAY UP! that's what! are u gaaawwwdd daaamn kidding me!?
eugene came over to nudge me.. cos i must have looked like i was about to bust my shit.
wtf do i do, wtf do i do.
but anyways, when i got the chance right. kuakuakua. stand back, "i need to talk to the police."
sadly, i only had the chance to flame the younger police guy standing in the background the whole time.
me: excuse me
police dude: yeah. *has to bend down to acknowledge he hears me. (mofo. thanks)
me: these girls, ran away without paying, is it an offence?
police: well yes.
me: what sort of an offence is this?
police: well.... *condescending story-telling tone* it could be theft. (little did he know he was about to be flamed by a little girl)
me: well then. if this could be an offence of theft.... and the police are involved, then, don't the police HAVE THE AUTHORITY OVER THIS OFFENCE TO DO SOMETHING!? instead of bringing the girls over here to have an argument about it? you just said,... it is an offence, i don't see why we're arguing about this matter and letting them give their opinion on what they want to do about it.......& it is totally unfair for my boss here to have to give them a discount when it is clearly their fault.
police: *stunned*
eugene: she's a lawyer. she does law.....
me: i just don't understand why u brought them here to have an argument about it. when we all know it is an offence.
police: ................... well. yes. that's why we're giving them the choice to either pay or go to the cells and take this to court.
pfft. but basically what i was getting at was that they were SHIT at handling the situation. can't believe the older police guy just LET them stand there and be almost verbally abusive to Bounmy. and talking shit. giving stupid excuses. they were like 'scolding' her.. and saying stuff like, they altgr worked at 5 diff restaurants, they know how it works.. and they shld know better. WTF!?!?!?!?!?
police: and if u take this to court, it is a very long process... u have to pay a lot of fees.. yadayada (i think his brain just went heywired and he just dumped whatever stupid info he thought of. lawl. good one bro. dig a hole. bring judicial proceedings into the convo.........) court is a very long process.
me: no. this won't go into court. the amount is under a hundred dollars, it will be settled OUTSIDE court. through negotiations (he probably didn't understand this but. lawl. but honestly, i too was dumping info LIKE A BOSS. anyhow.) *carries on to explain negotiations.. a thaaang lawyers (at tribunals???) do to settle outside court*
police: well, u still wouldn't want that, it will cost you.... (trying to convince me that SOMEHOW, what they did in bringing them here to argue was the better opinon). you have to pay for lawy-
me: LAWYERS? *step back, act yi ge SHUAI* well our legal aid 'gon be free. i'll get my friends to do it. but it's gonna cost THEM (the girls). HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA (thinking: he can call my bluff at anytime. LOL. poker face! EXHIBIT CONFIDENCEEE. rattleee him! lololol.
police: well, this is a civil matter.....
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. dunno what shit he was on about. anyway, nthg major. only like a 2min conversation w the guy. URGHURHG. didn't know how else to jump in to save my boss. eff-ing law student... i still feel very useless.
freaking pissed off at the police. SEEEERIOUSLY!!! please. can u have more authority in your voice!?
instead of going "so what do you girls wna do about it?" (srsly, it was that retarded. i imitated his voice after. it was freaking ridiculous). go smthg like "yeah this could be an offence and you could be charged. decide now if you want to PAY or drag this matter out further".
UGH. srsly. i think they spent half an hr in the resto? enough for me to walk in and out the kitchen SOOO MANY times screaming "FTP!!! damnit our legal system is soooo fllaaaaweed" in my head "the law is so useless it's like we can't do anything T-T i want to change professions".
LOLOLOLOL. sighhh.
eugene: UGHH so pissed off at the girls.
me: OMGG!!!! im so pissed off at the police!
eugene: it's okay. at least u put him in his place
me: NOO!! it was the wrong guy! he was clearly the suborinate. it's THE OTHER GUY who was in charge! so freakinggg useless. damnit. this is gonna bug me the whole night.
eugene: *amused smile*
HAHAHAHA. i feel bad for the poor guy. obviously young and new at his job. i read enough books to know that he is clearly undermined while he's out on patrol. and i have to make his life worse. LOLOLOLOL. sorry i took it out on you. you didn't do anything (well yeah, u just STOOD THERE).
OMG!
chances are, the older police dude will never know how his useless-ness pissed me off. he didn't even see/hear me talking to the other dude because he went outside to escort the girl to her car or smthg.
NB: okay la. i guess what complicated the issue was the groupon thing. and the girls kept insisting that because they paid for the groupon, they have paid for the meal (although it was already explained to them before hand regarding the refund.. that it didn't work that way because we do not receive all the $$. there's 3rd party involved... -as do all coupons!!! like teasme lol).
OH & when they left, they shouted and pointed the fingers. good one.
UGH. i don't want to live on this planet anymore.
why didn't i stick to my dreams of being a teacher (oh yeah. thst right, apprntly i hate kids) haha....
WHY DIDN'T I STICK TO VETERINARY! go to palmerston north! and then get pissed ofF at kids for animal abuse... (& then i get done for child abuse myself. hurhur)
OMG.
firefighters are the best. you guys so cool.
eugene: I AM A HERO! hahahah. i found them and got the police to bring them back. haha i was like THINKKK like a skank. they are dressed up. in heels and all. won't be running or take taxi. where? go to pub!
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lol whoops. didn't realise until eugene asked me if recieved txts. AAH. my txt jammed the whole day. shit. my confirmation msg to teasme didn't send! D;
LOL:
talking t korkor. sun bian tell him i had another police incident. hahaha.
& hahar. whatever gi,
bounmy: yeah. i know. but one of my workers... u know the waiter? he's really upset about it and has gone to stake them out.
yeah, me neither
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