Tuesday, January 17, 2012
♪ my muzzzaa is cuter than me
it's so weird how jiejie&korkor are always so 'enthu' on whtsapp. totally UNLIKE reality.
lady (lizzy): whr are u guys from?
me: singapore :) you?
lizzy: beijing
me: i see. hmmm... where is OSIM frm?
lizzy: singapore
oh. awesome.
Hey God, hi. (: can u give porpor one in heaven too? when i can afford one for mum in future ;D
hole in the floor of heaven - steve wariner
-6yrs ago courtesy of nicole
aahahaha. lizzy smiled at the camera... sho cute.
heh heh. my mum actually dresses up properly to go out nowadays. after i made her go back to her room and change a few times. LOL. srsly!!! horrified. she wanted to wear some XXXL koalar bear shirt out once... she looked like she was about to i dno. go into her bathroom and dye her hair w an old-used-tshirt kinda look okay.
i know u are my mother. and this is nz and everything.. uuh. but i rlly don't think u shld go outside like that. lol.
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oh & i knocked over a clothhanger rack in dotti. good one. D;
mum: -pretending she doesn't know me
me: -goes over to stand by mummy for comfort- eh... want to leave? hahar (in canto)
mum: no. u freaking clumsy. let u be embarrassed for longer. -ignores me and tries to look busy with clothes
:( i must have been severely obese in a previous life.
TAAADAAA. new dress my mum bought from sgp. awwwh. yay. i like.
(hurhurr. cos i kept bugging her to buy smthg back fr me)
sigh. why's my hair so retarded :(
i'm sorry. come back please. grow, damnit.
my top's got these frilly frilly things at the moment. sho stylo milo siol.
& as u may notice, my mum is an alibaba pants FTW ! (her purple ones are PANTS too)
mum: -comes rlly close to me trying t be as discreet as a gossipgirl- eh! GER, GIRL.. u see ah. that guy over there *acts discreet* the one in black. w the jacket
me: whuut? WHERE!! -ninja mode ON- which one? that one??
mum: AIYAH ... ANYWAY!!! hahaha. just now!! he went to get his food right. and u know how he gets the number plate thing.
me: -tryying to concentrate. thinking she's gonna tell me some funny/embarrassing thing he did w the number plate
mum: well. we were sitting down. and he was sitting far away right. the number plate.... was ON HIS EYE. and i thought...*giggle giggle* ..... why his eye got some ugly eye!! ..... AAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. *giggle giggle giggle - finding it absolutely funny.
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what the hell.
the rare genetic ability to manipulate others into finding incredibly stupid things LOL-able.
some basic long-sleeve top my mother wldn't even let me consider buying.
mum: YOU HAVE SO MANY!!!! shirt shirt shirt shirttss. everywhere! all the same thing!
trying to explain WIFI and 3G and all that shibang.
and then...
me: ok mum. do u want me to change this setting for u on whtsapp. cos u know how everytime u download a pic from whtsapp it will automatically save from camera and what u can do is turn off that setting so it won't do that. and if u want t save a picture u can manually do that instead???
mum: ... hahhaha. i don't....... understand. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
me: -SIGH. theartical deep breathe- ok. i repeat. listen... carefully.
LOLOOOOOOLOL being a dick la. i knew she won't get it anyway.
me: OK!!! like for example, HMMMMM. say, korkor want to show u totally pointless picture of his work desk with a lot of papers. EXAMPLE AH!!!
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mum: see. tht's why u good girl. i know last time i always SCOLD YOU! scold until CHAO TAU!
me: what's chao tau?
mum: chao tau ah... hmm. AAHAHAHAHA. chao tau lor! ROTTEN HEAD! scold until ur head also rotten.
LOL.
You are my World. You are my God.
yeah, me neither
5:05 PM
